harmontownbestbits:

From Episode 57 - Blood On The Corn.

Length - 2.39

Dan talks about a joke he played on Erin while she was trying to watch Downton Abbey. This is one of my favourite Harmontown bits!

dustinmartian:

Feral Audio VLOG 8.27.14 
A video update on FeralAudio.com, our upcoming comedy album, podcasts and projects.

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harmontownbestbits:

From Episode 82 - Jim Belushi’s Basement.

Length - 3:03.

Dan, Jeff, Kumail and Mitch talk about how silly training montages are in war movies. As the clip begins, Kumail is talking about being voted as Salon’s sexiest man of 2013.

"Calling all scientists: The planet only has so much time left…We’re all dying, uhhhhhh, we’re not going to make it to the moon, uhhhhhhh, the globals are warming, the tides are rising, uhhhhhhhhhh, AIDS is airbourne, or at least by the time you hear this, maybe it will be…All I’m saying is, before we die…could someone just make a pill that makes your finger nails stop growing?"

— Dan Harmon (Harmontown Ep. 113 ‘FlagCop’)

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angrybabe94:

Harmontown soothes my soul.


FlagCop
Episode 113
Mayor Harmon is possibly a bit jealous of Spencer and Real Abed’s budding friendship, and later we welcome Demorge Brown to the mix which spawns a TV pilot pitch, “FlagCop”.

FlagCop

Episode 113

Mayor Harmon is possibly a bit jealous of Spencer and Real Abed’s budding friendship, and later we welcome Demorge Brown to the mix which spawns a TV pilot pitch, “FlagCop”.

Radar Radio BTS photos from the MTVu Fandom Awards.

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mikejamesriendeau:

Sketch of Dan Harmon, one of my insane heroes.

mikejamesriendeau:

Sketch of Dan Harmon, one of my insane heroes.

Tags: so good!!

"You “journalists” out there, I hope this maybe is a warning shot across the bow - I saw some good journalism going on out there, cameras out in the street going “oh shit, we’re getting fuckin shot at! they’re grabbing our cameras and they’re tearing them apart” - so here’s an idea, maybe now we can emerge from this age of neo-yellow-journalism? Because guess what? no matter on “their side” you are, they ain’t ever gonna be on your side when the chips are down. They’re gonna tear your fuckin cameras apart, so be a fuckin journalist even in times of peace, because they’re gonna fuck you over as soon as they wanna beat somebody. Be a journalist."

— Dan Harmon

(Source: andrewmcclain)

"

These are American citizens standing on a quiet suburban street with fucking incendiary devices rolling down on them. Smoke filling, just surrounding their oak trees, wafting passed their bedroom windows where their children are sleeping in cribs. Would you put up with that? Would you tolerate that? What if it happened right here, right now would we tolerate this? We label these little cities and go, “oh, here’s an event. This is an event that’s gonna begin and it’s gonna end, and there’s an incident going on.”

We keep calling them “incidents” but the police aren’t calling them “incidents” because the POLICE DON’T RENT TANKS for the moment. THEY ACQUIRE THEM gradually, and they’re equipped for this. And more and more and more every single police force is getting more and more military equipment as we go. They’re prepared for this stuff. And it’s NOT going to stop. The noose never loosens, it keeps tightening.

So when you’re looking at live footage of a city in your country where people are being ASSAULTED by the police - side with the people.

"

— Dan Harmon -
Harmontown Ep. 112 'Popeye is our lord and savior

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"I retweeted the number for the ACLU that somebody had tweeted, “if you’re being harassed by police while you’re peacefully protesting here’s a number you can call.” Like that’s gonna make a big difference. I retweeted a fucking phone number. And still with the spocks and fucking […] republicans with the, “hmm, well are you there, i’m hearing conflicting reports. hmbrmmrmrmrmrah”
What fucking…just side with the fucking people who are getting teargassed NOW! Exaggerations, rumors, who gives fuck if we’re sloppy about going “fuck the police” we’ll figure it out next week!
When tear gas starts flying, side with the fucking teargassed, period! You don’t fucking side with the canisters! You don’t bother! They’re canisters! They’re protected! They don’t need your help, they have your fucking tax money! They are funded by you! They don’t need your help! They have armor, they have the government, they have everything."

danharmon on harmontownlive podcast #112: “Popeye is our Lord and Savior”

(Source: carliehope)


Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior
Episode 112
Harmontown is not ready to say goodbye to our friend Robin WIlliams; Jeff & Dan write a new song, an Emmy award winning special effects editor makes their way to the stage, Ferguson and the current paramilitary police state are discussed at length. You ready? Lets do this.

Popeye Is Our Lord And Savior

Episode 112

Harmontown is not ready to say goodbye to our friend Robin WIlliams; Jeff & Dan write a new song, an Emmy award winning special effects editor makes their way to the stage, Ferguson and the current paramilitary police state are discussed at length. You ready? Lets do this.