Having Changed

Dan Harmon is a genius

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because-i-win-and-you-lose:

I know it may not seem like much, but I want to create this post as a sort of ‘thank you’ for these guys.  Each and everyone has inspired me in many ways - there’s no way I would have ever dreamed of changing my life so drastically without their example.  So call me hokey, but I feel like it’s necessary tonight.

Thank you, Dan, Jeff, Erin, Spencer, and Dustin.  You have no idea just how much you’ve helped inspire me to make my life better <3

Filed under Personal Jeff B. Davis Dustin Marshall Erin McGathy Spencer Crittenden

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Dan Harmon:
I want to communicate. I'm going to step forward holding my hands in a non violent manner and I say, "Guys you are us, we are you. That means you don't want to do this either. Let's not do it together and we'll have twice as much a chance at that working. Of that working. You're probably drunk too a couple articles and prepositions aren't going to bug you. I wait for your answer take all the time you want." I step back.
Spencer:
In unison the four draw their weapons.
Dan Harmon:
You’re a fucking dick, Spencer! And you were born a dick and you’re gonna die a dick! You’re vindictive and you’re petty. This is why people don’t like Dungeons and Dragons! They think of nerds as being these people with all this anger welling inside them and they take it out on dice and things or they...Maybe we should go out on a football field and fuck each other up! If that's what you want! If you like pain! If you like discomfort LET'S GO PLAY FOOTBALL! You know this is supposed to be about fun! I don't wanna die! It's Mother's Day! She loves season four [of Community] If I die she won't even care! She won't notice! She was quoting lines I wasn't even there! She won't notice! She only knows I exist because of the fucking television and she's going, "Oh that was a good one!"

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We’ve burnt women at the stake, we’ve drilled holes in people’s heads. So much has been done wrong by powerful people in the name of religion. It’s not religion’s fault, it is powerful people’s fault. They will abuse anything you give them. If you replace religion with science or money, rich, old, white people are gonna burn women at the stake, they’re gonna do it for whatever reason, they’re gonna do it because they hate women.
Dan Harmon - Harmontown Episode 56 (via bittersongs)